Bo liao~ Rantings
Today’s Topic - Bus people Part1
Everyday taking the public transport to work, i tend to notice that there’s many kinds of people out there, here’s list of a few tt i have found n discovered
Note: all this applies only when the bus is getting crowded, if the bus is empty, i dun give a damn of how u seat
Window Phobias
This is a strange group of ppl, even when the bus is getting crowded, they always sit on the outside of the seats, away from the window, i mean, wat’s so scary abt the windows? beats me. here’s a couple of reasons i can think of
-Afraid of the cold aircon
aircon’s cold n on some buses, it cant be adjusted hence they rather sit outside to avoid it
*bring along a freaking sweater or sth then problem solved, DUMB
-gonna alight soon
few more stops n they gonna alight, so it’s a hassle to shift in then shift out again, more so if there’s ppl taking the outside seat after they shifted in
*then dun bother to even sit down, move ur ass to the door n wait for ur stop!
-afraid of the sunshine
*ya ya melt n die pls, the world is so much better without u ppl , not to mention it free up 2 seats!
Ghost-seer
This group of species are special, they have the ability to see ghosts, elephants n dinosaurs on the bus! they have whispered to me, they always see ghosts n animals at the back of the bus, hence they are unable to move to the back!
Scary… NOT
Note: i love this kind of ppl in the bus, esp when i’m not in a gd mood. basically, i juz bash thru them to get to the back, great stress reliever i must say…
Auto sleeper
This group i assume are genetically modified by aliens, sensors are installed (read: Shoved up) in their ass so that whenever a pregnant lady, old folks or people carrying babies approach them, they automatically fall asleep! This is a poor group of ppl… they cant even give up their seats for ppl that needs it more then them…sigh <-SCARASM
